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Corn Politics


TAGS: unicorn ride
Rating: 4.75/5

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JGalt - September 21, 2012, 11:44 pm
i watched the SNL primetime political special the other night- it was all anti-Romney. Nada regarding Obama. Those liberals were probably afraid they'd be getting phone calls, heck- the white house probably approved and redlined the darn script for it.
jonny5 - September 21, 2012, 10:55 pm
The sad part is most elected democrats, and MSNBC staff, would never realize this was meant sarcastically

HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP - With every purchase of a Big Gulp, you get diabetes, heart disease, obesity, liver failure, and cancer for free!

TAGS: high fructose corn syrup hfcs
Rating: 3.43/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - June 12, 2015, 2:39 pm
apparently not.
Cannabal - June 12, 2015, 2:06 pm
But, but, but then those poor investment banks would've had to default on all the bad loans, mortgages, and securities they bet on for the sake of profit. Have you no heart, sir?
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 12, 2015, 10:12 am
or one with no demand, business dies.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 12, 2015, 10:11 am
Wouldn't it be nice if our government decided one day that capitalism should be treated as capitalism. Let businesses live or die on their own without intervention from the government. Make a good product that has demand, you survive. Make a bad product
Cannabal - June 11, 2015, 8:24 pm
In the 20th century, the U.S. started a policy of "go big or go home" farming that focused attention on crops like corn, which is a multifarious resource, but this led to its exploitation by agribusiness companies and thus why it floods the market today.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 2:38 pm
I guess the big question is why is it subsidized?
Cannabal - June 11, 2015, 11:28 am
As I said, corn is a subsidized crop, which means that agribusiness has a greater incentive to grow it, and of course, HFCS became a cheap and inexpensive ingredient to produce, especially when it was not subject to tariffs.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 10, 2015, 4:54 pm
OK, that makes sense.
OTC - June 10, 2015, 12:19 pm
I think he's talking about the higher demand_for sugar created a lower cost for HFCS as the alternative
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 10, 2015, 11:04 am
Wouldn't higher demand result in higher prices?
Cannabal - June 10, 2015, 8:48 am
Corn is a heavily subsidized crop, that's why it became so cheap to grow, manufacture, and process for a number of products, one of them being this disgusting substance. But higher demand for real sugar is the key to lowering its overall price.
calron - June 7, 2015, 2:33 pm
It's too expensive nowadays do to regulations restricting trade. In the past people even imported tea are filtered out the sugar because it was cheaper that US sugar, but that was banned.
fauxnews - May 20, 2014, 10:24 am
EmmaRoydes - May 20, 2014, 9:43 am
and after they eat the mac and cheese, they can comfortably sit on the $640 toilet seat to purge.
OTC - May 20, 2014, 12:17 am
it's gourmet, only the best for our royalty libs
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 10:49 pm
voila, entry to the 1 or 2%. He just closed on a $40 million estate in Hawaii last year as well.
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 10:47 pm
Did obama start a war in the middle east? He's now worth $12.5 million and his wife is worth an additional $11.2 million. $400,000 salary, $150,000 expense account, $100,000 travel account, and $20,000 entertainment account. Add in the book sales and
fauxnews - May 19, 2014, 8:16 pm
What is it these days, mate? Last I checked they were charging the govt $100 a tray for mac and cheese in their cafeterias.
Cannabal - May 19, 2014, 7:09 pm
Oh, yeah, sure, if you start a war in the Middle East and happen to have ties to Halliburton, you're rolling in the godd'amn dough.
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 5:57 pm
it's good money though, much more than just beer money
Cannabal - May 19, 2014, 4:37 pm
The presidency is overrated, that's why it's gotten so bad.
RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:57 pm
True. Miss the days when my Pepsi had real sugar. Wish our nation had a real President. Bad for our health.

The Squirrels Have Spoken -

TAGS: gmo corn
Rating: 4.38/5

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DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES - But They Vote Democrat in Overwhelming Numbers.

" OBAMA: I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD " - President Barack Obama, set to unveil a new policy for boosting U.S. tourism.

YOU DID NOT WIN THAT ELECTION - Acorn did that for you!

OBAMA GAVE ACORN $541K THIS YEAR, NOT $80K - The Obama administration gave ACORN a $79,819 grant in March despite federal law prohibits gov funding ACORN



THEY SAY HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF - Don't let this happen again this time!

PEOPLE SAID IT DIDN'T MATTER . . . - . . . but then it was too late.



FACTS ARE STUBBORN THINGS - Acorn Voter Fraud: Proof that Democrats have to steal elections to hold the majority.

DEJA VU - Only 3 of 10 voters say they will vote for Obama. Acorn will need to get busy registering more dead people for 2012


WHO YOU GONNA CALL? - When you can't win on merits and need to fix the race, grab some nuts

JOB DESCRIPTION - pretty much all you need to know to be a community organizer from ACORN!

NEXT WEEK … - … they’ll find Noah’s Ark

OBAMA: “CHANGE . . . IS DRIVING CARS THAT GET 55 MILES PER GALLON” - Change is the decisions we made to stop waiting for a Congress to do something about our oil addiction.

Red Line -

CEMETERIES - Helping Democrats win elections.

SCANDAL - Is it me, or is the Democratic Party the Sam's Club of corruption?

VOTER REGISTRATION FRAUD - There are lots of ways to win an election He’s not George Bailey folks

GMO'S - You don't need to know what's inside, just shut up and eat it!!!

TAGS: gmo ag un nwo corn
Rating: 4.56/5

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WE MIGHT SELL IT TO OBAMA JUST PUT 'MADE IN CHINA' ON IT ? - Obama: Use Algae as substitute for oil.The Department of Energy spends $85 million on research projects "to develop algal biofuels," Obama is committing another $14 million to the idea.

HEH! OBAMA SAYS HE’LL GET THE ECONOMY “GOING FULL GUNS” - Yeah with you and the unicorn you rode in on

ACORN - Federally funded nuts

" LOOK A UNICORN " - Obama said, "This plan will save or create 3.5 million jobs.

VOTER FRAUD - $800K from your campaign fund so ACORN can stuff the ballot boxes for you, Mr. President. That's not the kind of "change" this country needs.


STATE OF ACORN INVESTIGATIONS - ACORN workers in at least nine states have been charged with various crimes related to voter fraud. That was in 2009, what can we expect this year?

PRESIDENT OBAMA - Might as well "Change" the country's name to USSA (United Socialist States of America)

ACORN - A rich history in cultivating nuts.

TAGS: acorn
Rating: 3.4/5

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THE LATEST SCANDAL - A number of states have not met the mailing deadline for absentee ballots for military and overseas... ballots that traditionally tend to be fewer liberal votes. Suspicious, dontcha think?

FOOD RIOTS AROUND THE WORLD - As world food prices have risen more than 25% recently, we have the idiots in DC to thank, who decided that corn ethanol was more important than food!

AMAZING - How well these fit together.


ARE THESE - Being paid for by Acorn


Meanwhile, at Cornell University -

Liberal Lunatic -

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The Democrat's Bible -

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John Cornyn III -


TAGS: starbucks condervatives liberals protest acorns
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - February 7, 2015, 1:22 pm
Then why are both the left and right going after them so hard
premiumgrade - February 5, 2015, 9:17 pm
There is no such thing as white privilege. That myth is only believed by liberal.

Liberalism Defined -

Global Warming Is A Scam -